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Zero Gravity Somersaulting Craze

by Those Foreign Kids

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1.
Shining a new light, On the border policy. Are we keeping cats out because they don’t have a skin, or are we going to let them in? Just the see-through ones perhaps, they won’t pollute our view. Is it true they are able to climb the fence? What would you do if you ran into one of them, Pitch dark, lid up eyes, hissing violently. Nocturnal ravagers Feral and outcasts at the same time. Whiskers flexing like, those of furry cats would do. When you tickle their nose, their tactile hairs will grow into a maze of plastic curls Thermoplastic hearts. Will melt, Upon a friendly touch. When you high-five their paws. They will retract their claws. Here’s an interesting story, You would not believe could happen, In this altruistic cornerstone, That could melt their plastic hearts. Upon a friendly touch. When you high-five their paws. They will retract their claws. Soft cushioned paws, Claws pulling at the stars Plastic cats in cars Trucing kitten wars Thermoplastic skies dripping in my eyes. Nocturnal laws, No more feline fights Regretful past, Ex-fugitives at last. Exit the wilderness, Enter utopia.
2.
Kafkaesque 03:55
Recreational, recreational, recreationally drugged. Artificial, irrevocable, artificial, artificially cut off. Superficial, one-dimensional, superficially in love. Unintentional, Unintentional, Unintentional, unintentionally lost. It’s just you, me, on a terrifying quest. Deadmingos come to life. With their dead-beat laser eyes. Beaming in the night. Black bambi’s Paradise Desert sand in your eyes, You feel beaches collide. In the back of your mind. Leaving you blind fooooor Psychological, psychological, psychological results. Artificial, irrevocable, artificial, Artificially cut off. Unconditional, undividedly, unconditionally loved. Unintentional, unintentional, unintentional, unintentionally lost. It’s just you, me, on a terrifying quest Deadmingos come to life. With their dead-beat laser eyes. Beaming in the night. Black bambi’s paradise. Desert sand in your eyes, You feel beaches collide. In the back of your mind. Leaving you blind fooooor VERSE 3 Psychological, psychological, psychological results. Artificial, irrevocable, artificial, artificial, artificial, artificially cut-off. Superficial, one-dimensional, superficially in love. Unintentional, unintentional, unintentional, unintentionally lost. Forever lost Forever lost Forever lost Forever lost
3.
Eleven gyroscopes in one satellite, Kept Mir orbiting stabilized, Depressurized nodes, Allow for spacewalking cosmonauts. 437 days, and 18 hours continuously spent in space. Photovoltaic arrays, Enough power to keep the station online. Orbit on TM-18, Back on TM-20. Valeri Polyakov. Hero of the Russian Federation. Greater mass than any other spacecraft. Never underestimate the soviets. Extraterrestrial, Spacecraft reality show. On board. First addition to the Mir space station, Kvant-1, in a stirring docking adventure. Works out alright, After the cosmonauts venture outside. Untethered floating in space, Zero gravity somersaulting craze, Peaceful and carefree days, Drifting off into the blissful vacuum. Orbit on TM-18, Back on TM-20. Valeri Polyakov. Hero of the Russian Federation. Greater mass than any other spacecraft. Never underestimate the soviets. Extraterrestrial, Spacecraft reality show. On board.
4.
Bear Picnic 01:52
Camping, I’m in the woods, I like it Animals, they’re so cute, I like them Store bought food, up in the trees, it’s safe there. Camping, out alone in the wilderness. I am the Bear so you better beware I’ll put my paw in your honey jar Don’t care if I break it now I’ll shatter your skull Gonna take all your food home The sun is coming up I’m still not home Wonder where this will go Crawling Crawling My knees all ripped up My knees all ripped up My knees all ripped up Camping, I’m in the woods, I’m scared of Animals, they’re everywhere, sharpened fangs grab me I’m on my back, can’t get up Help me, I’m on my back, help me up Got some bandages? Who’s gnawing at me? Help me up please? Don’t want to be here when it gets dark. I am the Bear so you better beware I’ll use my paws on your knees Gonna slash them to pieces Now I’ll shatter your skull and then I’ll take all your guts home The sun is coming up I’m never coming home Wonder where this will go. Crawling Crawling My knees all ripped up My knees all ripped up My knees all ripped up I am the Bear so you better beware I’ll put my paw in your honey jar Don’t care if I break it now I’ll shatter your skull, gonna take all your food home Shatter your skull, gonna take all your guts home
5.
Bear Blood 03:07
You´re coming down in a way that stuns the town It´s kinda breezy so I, turn around Feeling chills yeah the way you flip your hair Is it cool if I wanted to hold your hand Do your surfing now. I knock dead, a wave crashin’ town Heroes nailed to the ground It’s insane that flair that surrounds you Traces, of bear blood, They were found in the victims inner pocket. Pieces of bear skin. They’re all sewn together now, soaked bear leather in bear blood. Can I wear it? You’re always down for some good times In the city, the car or the countryside Getting rough, yeah down on the bare stone Let me grind that skin of your bones It’s cool, is it cool, I don’t mean to lie Every city girl is going outside Outside, outside it’s going down tonight Heeeey we’re bouncing back from the gutter. Going straight for the last standing pins. Completely covered in bear skin. There’s no way they’re going to notice the…. Traces, of bear blood, They were found in the victims inner pocket. Pieces of bear skin. They’re all sewn together now, soaked bear leather in bear blood. Can I wear it? Tell me baby do you like to wear the suit Stitched together and with room for tattoos A little loving on the outskirts of town Got the feeling you’re a wildcat somehow It’ cool, is it cool, I don’t mean to lie Ever city girl is going outside Outside, outside It’s going down tonight Heeeey we’re bouncing back from the gutter. Going straight for the last standing pins. Completely covered in bear skin. There’s no way that we’re going to miss.
6.
HVNTVR 02:30
Owl farm, where he resided a while, the gate was guarded by Tin coated vultures, two-dozen barking peacocks and a humble dog. Got hooked on halcion when he saw how ripped up people were. Suddenly it leaped off, now circles with a hostile whir. Stay out,…………………………. Don’t make it personal Spill your guts only when you’re sure your shit is readable. Been viewing splitscreen all the time. And now the focus is gone. I’m addicted, past the line Hunter’s witch hunt is on. When the going gets weird, you’ll see I’m just an amateur. Hunting season is over. Extra piece of dead meat going down. What’s happening here? An acid flashback, maybe time is warped. Fast rising terrors evoking a real sense of awe. Been viewing splitscreen all the time. And now the focus is gone. I’m addicted, past the line, And now the focus is… you. TV is soulless creature. Gonna feed it to my peacocks. Once I establish credit I may be able to function, function as a man. Signing up to score. Craw-ling through blood. The only real crime, Is getting caught.
7.
Pulling up just in time to see our destination going up in flames. After spending the lengthy ride, looking forward to this sleeping place. While I’m looking up at the flaming balconies. Smoke comes creeping out to drag me into the heat. The ground is getting hot and starts to burn my feet. Explosions sounding like apocalyptic harmonies. Watch it all burn down, Resist to be dragged in. Taking photographs, Of whatever’s left of it. While I’m looking up at the flaming balconies. Smoke comes creeping out to drag me into the heat. It’s suffocating me. Ex-o-ther-mic Chemical reaction, Inadequate prevention, In an underground dimension. Singing along to future songs, While glowing shards, get scattered around the globe. (my) Half-molten soles, Stick to the ground. (As I’m) setting fire to the youth hostel on fire. To the car on fire. To the face on fire. All drenched in fuel, lighting up star bright in the night. Faded photographs, Remind me we once we’re near. Reminiscing about, What could have been. While I was looking up at the flaming balconies. Suddenly it hit me, (all) the time we wasted, It was never meant to be. (We were) So young, so young, so young…. Remnants of an era, now in ashes, lost forever, never to be restored. (The) traces tell a story, charcoaled relics, smoldering ruins eroding the soil.
8.
Get Eaten (free) 02:50
Food chain just inverted completely. Tigers hunted down by sika deer. People torn apart by pet buddies. Stroke of luck I haven’t got any. Victims of trust, Turn your back and you’re lost. Ubiquitous chaos, Only instinct matters now. Blood thirsty swans, Crusading deer, Pursuing sloths, Harpooning whales. Mischievous doves, Torpedoing eels, Ambushing rats, Malicious seals.

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Recorded by Pim van de Werken at IJland studios in Amsterdam. Mixed by Rory Attwell at Brattwell Recordings (www.brattwellrecordings.com) in London. Vocals recorded by Yannick Tinbergen at Geertruida.

Artwork by Kim David Bots: www.kimdavidbots.com

Label: www.geertruida.net
Bookings: Bas Heijmans - bas@biarritzmusic.co.uk
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released August 30, 2013

All songs written & performed by Those Foreign Kids

Russian speech on Soviet Modular Space Station & Trombone on Sonic Youth Hostel by Aldo Groen

Additional vocals on Get Eaten by Merinde Verbeek

Bonus track: Piano by Yannick Tinbergen & additional vocals by Floris Bates

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Noise rock duo from Amsterdam

3rd album, 'Wrestlemania', out April 28 on Vibe/Anti-Vibe and Geertruida.

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